The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad (Source: holocenechild, via puppyally)
thespritzeeindestructible:my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos(Source: miifighter, via imaginefallout)
envyadams2point0:I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs(Source: envyadams, via puppyally)
drinklust:once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”(via humorous-wifi)
animericans:sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways(via humorous-wifi)
iguanamouth:i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car(via intensional)
